quarta-feira, 2 de junho de 2010

EXPLICA PARA O GORILA!

Um casal está no zoológico e passa pela jaula do gorila macho.








- A mulher diz - Marcos, sabia que os gorilas são os animais mais parecidos com o ser humano relativamente ao seu comportamento?

Olha só, vou mostrar um seio meu e aposto que Ele vai se excitar como um homem.

Maria mostra o seio e o gorila começa a ficar excitado e a mover as barras da jaula.



- Viu? - diz a mulher - os homens são iguaizinhos a eles, não conseguem controlar os seus instintos animais.



E Marcos diz-lhe:



- Agora lhe mostra os dois seios, para ver o que acontece.



A mulher levanta a blusa e mostra-lhe os dois seios, e o gorila fica ainda mais excitado e desesperado por sair.



Marcos diz:



- Incrível !!! agora desce as calças e mostra à bunda, só para ver o que se acontece!





A mulher abaixa a calça, e o gorila, completamente excitado, arrebenta as barras da jaula, sai e agarra a mulher.



- Marcos me ajuda!



E Marcos fala:



- Agora, explica pra ele:



Que hoje não está com vontade...






Que hoje está com dor de cabeça...






Que está cansada...






Que está com dor de garganta...






Que trabalhou demais...






Que tão depressa nãooooo...






Que Ele te entenda como mulher...






Que está deprimida....






Que está menstruada...






Que está enjoada...






Que só quer que Ele te abrace...






Que está nervosa...






Que tem que acordar muito cedo amanhã ...






Que hoje acordou muito cedo...






Que andou muito hoje...






Que está super carente e só quer carinho...






Que está muito tensa e só quer massagens de relaxamento...






Que está com vontade de ver TV...






Que não quer perder a novela...











-Aí eu quero ver se ele é igual aos homens. E te entende... Isso, eu quero ver!

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